..ang blog ni Yeyen.

OMG, it’s been ages since I last posted in this blog.  I’ve been so busy to write lately and the rotating brownouts we are experiencing is not helping at all.

When I went to the office today, my cousin Jo, mother of four (ages 16, 11, 8 and 7) showed me a letter addressed to her given by her three children.  I was not feeling well today because I was feverish, but when I read the letter, I laughed so hard, tears started falling my eyes and my fever flew out my body.  I just have to share this:


March 5, 2010

ATTY. JO DELA CRUZ

Parent of Anne Dela Cruz

ABC Village, Timber City


Dear Madame,

We send you this letter to inform you that your daughter, Ms. Anne Dela Cruz residing in ABC Village, Timber City, not of legal age, has taken away the happiness from Mr. Raffy Dela Cruz, residing in ABC Village, Timber City, not of legal age.

Ms. Anne, for the purpose of using the laptop is to surf the net and access FACEBOOK, has taken away the happiness of my client for her own.

On the afternoon of March 3, 2010, your daughter, Ms. Anne Dela Cruz tried to take away the laptop that you have legally given permission to Mr. Raffy Dela Cruz to use it after school.  Ms. Anne Dela Cruz did not accomplish her first trial so she called a person who we will hide in the name of “BOTSBE”, we have used his nickname because we are afraid we might be KILLED if we mention his real name.  When she called Botsbe, Botsbe called Mr. Raffy Dela Cruz and THREATENED him that if he will not give the laptop to Ms. Anne Dela Cruz he will not only destroy the laptop but also ANNIHILATE Mr. Raffy Dela Cruz.  Below is the actual statement Botsbe told my client:

“Ipa hulam kang Anne ang laptop kay kung dili ilabay nako ang laptop!!!”

We do not hope, instead we DEMAND that the laptop be given back to Mr. Raffy Dela Cruz and that your daughter Ms. Anne Dela Cruz pay the damages that she has committed.  We DEMAND your client to not use the laptop of my client unless it is a matter of life and death.


Demanding for your very fast payment,

(Signed) Mr. Raffy Dela Cruz

Damaged Child

(Signed) Mr. Robby Dela Cruz

Legal Counsel


(Signed) Ms. Mary Dela Cruz

Witness


PS.  WE ARE NOT THREATENED THAT YOU ARE A CPA LAWYER FOR WE KNOW THAT GOD IS ON OUR SIDE.  GOD WILL ALWAYS PROTECT THE OPPRESSED!!!

At the back of the letter, Anne, upon advise of her father, Botsbe, wrote:  DENIED.  RETURN TO SENDER : P

By the way, Ann is 11, Raffy is 8, Mary is 7 and Robby is 16.  I love these kids!

Comments on: "Demands of A Damaged Child" (6)

  1. ka bibo!

    wonder kanusa pako naay kids.

    • gahini na og panahon markv! go go go!
      perti gid ka bibo ning mga bata-a, over overs…

  2. pagka bright sa mga kids! lingaw!

  3. hala ka-perti, dios ko. ma lawyer jud ng mga bata-a oi! hahaha

    happy ur back blogging, yensky.

    • jas, perti gid ning mga bataa oy, lupig gid ta sa atong panahon! i didn’t know what a demand letter was when i was their age, hahaha.

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